Oh, Yeah

Song titles that best describe Life’s milestones. Brought to you by ….. Parents, of course!

Birth – We Gotta Get Out Of This Place – The Animals (multiple births of course)

First Steps – Don’t Let Me Down – The Beatles

Terrible Twos – Born To Be Wild – Steppenwolf

First Day of School – Welcome To The Jungle – Guns N’ Roses

First Boyfriend/Girlfriend – Puppy Love – Donny Osmond

Puberty – Burning Up – Madonna and Great Balls Of Fire – Jerry Lee Lewis

First Sex – Whole Lotta Love – Led Zeppelin

Teen Break Up – You Don’t Own Me – Leslie Gore

High School Prom – Get Lucky – Daft Punk

High School Graduation – (Don’t You) Forget About Me – Simple Minds

21st Birthday – Dead Man’s Party – Oingo Boingo

College – Zombie – The Cranberries and We Will Rock You – Queen

Working a Real Job – Hip To Be Square – Huey Lewis and the News

First Stalking – Every Breath You Take – The Police

Marriage – I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight – Cutting Crew

First Baby – Crying, Waiting, Hoping – Buddy Holly

Divorce – Bitch Is Back – Elton John and Man-eater – Hall & Oates