I’m Dead Serious

Posted: July 17, 2014 in Bipolar, Friendship, Fun, Health, Life, Love, Men, Politics, Society, women
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Yes. It’s that time again. Your beloved bipolar is in a list making mood. The topic? It’s incredibly contrived but my lithium has yet to kick in. What all, most, more than ten women want.

1. To make more money than men – no need to explain.

2. The perfect bra – this is such a big deal. Bras have stabbed, chafed and bound helpless breasts for centuries. They should be pretty, soft and supportive,

3. A world where every man is circumcised – A short circumcised penis trumps a huge uncircumcised penis every day of the week. Just being honest.

4. A way to make men get pregnant – After 9 months they are then qualified to pass laws and opinions on reproductive rights.

6. To own a pair of Manolo Blahniks (shoes) – even if you can’t wear them you can place it in a crystal case and show it to your friends.

7. No matter how conservative a woman can be she still wants at least one gay friend and/or hairdresser. You can’t fight it. It’s nature. Gays complete you – thanks Jerry McGuire.

8. The complete eradication of yeast infections, UTIs and cramps – If we get this the world gets a kickass nirvana.

9. A real man with a job, his own place and never borrows money from anyone.

10. Honesty – for some reason men and women have a hard time with this. Maybe it’s because vulnerability is involved. I get it. Its tough. Still, it is what women want.

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Comments
  1. tlohuis says:

    Good list. You are so correct!:)

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  2. The Howling Fantogs says:

    I love a good list. Thank you for giving me in insight into the female world. I think a list of mens’ needs would be much shorter.

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  3. Doris says:

    love the list
    # 3 made me laugh is so true
    and yes we want manolo’s even if we cannot walk in them
    the last one is the best one for me
    I always want the truth even if it hurts me

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