Yes, I’m in that mood. Chuckle, chuckle! I hope people laugh. Not really. I laughed already. Hee, hee.
Hey, Texas. The Inquisition called. They want their toys and humanity back.
Hey GOP. The Black (Bubonic – yes, it’s a science word) Plague called. It’ll see you soon!
Hey, V. Putin. 80s Communism called. It wants you to stop pretending its the 80’s!
Hey, Democrats. The jellyfish called. They said not having a spine is no excuse for being utterly pathetic!
Hey, Obamacare. Republican voters called using a voice-changing device. They want you around … forever!
Hey, Michelle Bachmann. Hoover called. They want the vacuum in your head back.
Hey, MySpace. Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn called. They said get off the net or they’re going to put you in a hurt locker!
Hey, Gas guzzling old ass cars. Green America called. It said it will destroy you by any means necessary. So drive at your own risk!
Hey, snotty American tourists. Europe repeatedly called. They want their continent back and free from dirty American immigrants!
Your style is very unique in comparison to other people I’ve
read stuff from. Many thanks for posting when you have the opportunity,
Guess I’ll just book mark this blog.
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Very kind of you. I can be very cynical at times. Lately I find it difficult to find topics that don’t sound too preachy. Other times my posts can be quite sentimental. I’m bipolar and it does come out in my blogs. http://medicatedwordzallowed.wordpress.com. Would love you input on that one.
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