You Know You’re Bad

Posted: April 16, 2014 in America, Fun, Jokes, Life, Society
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There are certain indicators that suggest you may be bad and/or wrong as can be.  Welcome to You Know You’re Bad And/Or Wrong If

Your own mother wants a DNA test … repeated 3 times.

Your attorney testifies against you when you haven’t even been arrested.

You’re barred from attending Carnival in Rio because of the public health threat.

Not one church, temple, mosque or hippie commune will allow you in. Really bad vibes!

Your very liberal family likes Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly and Donald Trump combined more than you.

You come out in the gayest bar in West Hollywood and everyone tells you to go back in.

The water fountain throws back your coin.

Immigration keeps trying to get you deported to the third ring of hell.

A leper colony allowed you in but only if you don’t eat, speak or think.

 

 

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