Liberal Joke Rant

Posted: September 26, 2013 in America, Jokes, Life, Politics, Race, Religion, sex, Society
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Anyone that knows me, knows that I am staunch liberal Democrat. I make the Michael Moore look like Glenn Beck and Donald Trump’s lovechild! With that out-of-the-way, I shall proceed with my liberal joke rant.

Republicans don’t mind going to hell. They make policy deals with the devil everyday and can negotiate a lovely condo area.

Republicans don’t wear underwear. It blocks their vision.

No one knows if Republicans were ever born. Hospital records show no mothers and references to some kind of mutation!

Republicans soak their feet to drown the immigrants underneath them.

Republicans love pickled pig’s feet because they’re cannibals.

Republicans love hunting trips to Detroit.  Sadly, they saw Hostel!

Republicans don’t want same-sex marriage, because it will be the next demand and/or threat their boy toys make to them.

Republicans are against abortion, because their mothers tell them every day, I should have had you aborted !

When everyone is praying with their eyes closed in church, Republicans take pictures of young Christian cleavage!

Now that we have a very liberal Pope, Republicans are calling him a Muslim extremist.

He’s a Negro-lovin’, cocky tall ass freak and his wife is an uppity wacko, said the GOP about Republican President Abraham Lincoln!

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Comments
  1. Howisbradley says:

    Thanks for a laugh.

    Like

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