A/C Is The Current Deity

Posted: September 1, 2013 in America, Friendship, Life, Nature, Society
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Los Angeles is under attack! And the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines can’t help. I’m referring to the weather, of course. It’s not the usual summer heat. This one feels like New York.

It is insanely humid! The only forms of relief are A/C and the beach. But if you don’t have the means for such luxuries I have a list of runner-ups.

Wet t-shirt (contest is optional) – wear a completely soaked t-shirt as much as possible. if you wear it in front of a fan it feels like heaven.

Stake out the darkest room in the house and be naked in it.

Ice bath – buy the 5 lbs. bag of ice and fill your tub half way.  Soak your feet first. Then splash your torso and lastly then your face .

Go to the mall, library (they have Wi-Fi) or the super cheap movie theater. They all have seats and A/C!

Go to a friend’s house (that has A/C)  with wine or beer. Who’s going to turn that down?

The sad part is the heat doesn’t go away at night. Not even midnight! Thank God I have A/C!

 

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  1. Aimer Shama says:

    And all the kings horses and all the kings men

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