Parents Say The Darndest Things

Posted: August 16, 2013 in America, Children, Jokes, Life, Love, sex, Society
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Little Billy did the cutest thing today. Did he tell Big Billy to get a job?

My son is smarter than your son. Yes, but my son will have a sex life.

My boy is a straight A student. He should be. He’s a 19 year-old 6th grader!

My son is bilingual. Yes, but Klingon isn’t a real language.

My Suzy is so popular! Yeah, have you seen her Facebook page lately?

She’s certainly daddy’s little girl. Yes, that’s why daddy was indicted of embezzlement.

My Liz refuses to wear heels. Yes, she needs sneakers to chase all the straight girls!

We’re having a coming out party for our princess! Good for you!  I knew Stella was gay!

My daughter wants to be First Lady. My daughter wants to topple governments and lead assassin squads.

My son will be an NFL legend. My son will take 20% commission from your son and his teammates.

My kids are so bright! My kids can break into Fort Knox!

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Comments
  1. Aimer Shama says:

    okaaaay why do I get a feeling that you said that 😛

    Like

  2. Aimer Shama says:

    No really tell us more about each comment

    Like

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