Moron Nation

Posted: August 4, 2013 in America, Children, Health, Jokes, Life, Politics, Society, women
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People, for the most part, are stupid. Yes, that includes me. I’ve done lots of bonehead things. But stupidity comes in varying degrees and frequencies.

So perhaps we can address a few mundane, not-so-mundane and moronic things people subscribe to.

Why will women spend well over $100 on designer 6 inch heels that don’t fit, can’t walk in and cause bleeding, corns and expensive trips to a podiatrist?

Why would anyone besides a porn star get an anus bleaching? Really? Did kids make fun of your asshole in school?

Okay. Certain things in life are a given and free. The sun, the moon and air that has oxygen in it.

So outside of a hospital or doctor’s office , why the hell would you pay for oxygen at an oxygen bar http://oxygenpartybar.com/?

Why does our society spend billions on pets while children are hungry, uninsured and poorly educated?

Why do old white men have a say in what happens to young women’s vagina? Let’s be fair. A women’s court should be convened to decide who gets circumcised, castrated or a vasectomy.

Tanning beds? Is the sun not good enough for you?  Do you want to be an orange mummy?

Why do parents spend 5 to 6 figures to celebrate their daughters’ sweet 16 birthday parties and Quinceañeras (15 year-old Latin coming out ceremony) ?

It can and usually does cost as much a wedding. Hundreds of guests, a new car, hair, make-up, sexy gowns and photographers … for daddy’s little princess!

I don’t feel so crazy now. Although, I was stupid when I went to Las Vegas. I won lots of money, didn’t get a room, then lost most of my money and headed home with just enough to pay the bus fare!

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Comments
  1. Howisbradley says:

    There’s not a single line on your list that I would disagree with and I’m I’ve done my share of boneheaded things as well.

    Like

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