DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE …..

Posted: July 9, 2013 in America, Friendship, Jokes, Life, Love, Men, sex, Society, Travel, women
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Okay. I see now that I must pretend to be the mother of all girls (yes they’re girls) under the age of 25.

I call them girls because they are making decisions based on stupid shit. Hence, they are girls.

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE …..

It’s Saturday night, you’re broke and he sent you a smiley face text.

It’s Valentine’s Day and all your girls and gays have dates.

He promises to cook you breakfast the following morning.

You’re bored and he has an X-box and tons of food at his place.

You think your boyfriend hooked up with some other girl and this is revenge.

Your friends double dog dared you while you were high.

You need to collect on the office pool to make rent.

You’re in Cabo , you lost 10 lbs and your bikini booty is smokin’!

You’ve been in college a week and you’re still a virgin.

You’re an undergraduate and you’re still a virgin.

You have no money, no job, your place is a dump and he just bought you an Appletini.

Your best friend is married and pregnant and you must catch up.

I’m sure there’s more but this is a good start. And always use condoms!

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