Laugh Through My Tears

Posted: December 29, 2012 in America, Life, Love, Men, Politics, sex, Society, women
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So in an effort to take my mind off my medical worries, I’ve made up a list of things you should never send in a text message.

1. I’m breaking up with you. (If you say this via text, you’re a douche bag!)

2. Can I come to your place tonight? Translation: I want to get laid (hook up) without spending money on you.

3. Go to your doctor. I have an STD.

4. I’m gay, lesbian or transgender. Pick your poison.

5. I’m pregnant, uninsured and 15 years old.

6. Sorry. I lost my job … two weeks ago.

7.  Off to Vegas with the guys (or girls)!

8. I wrecked your car, got a DUI and forgot to pay the car insurance.

9. Can you bail me out and bring me some clothes?

10. You’re so hot! Are you into sexting?

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Comments
  1. Doris says:

    aw so true…Feliz año Moni!!

    Like

  2. coconutspeak says:

    Feliz año tambien!

    Like

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