Just a few analogies, sayings and jokes I’ve use in my lifetime.
1. Are you hungry for tamales? My Answer: Is the Pope Catholic?
2. If you ever leave me, I’m coming with you.
3. You can’t die. You owe me $20.00.
4. You know bacon is pure fat, don’t you? My Answer: Yes, that’s why I wrapped it around the pork chop.
5. Could you tell me your life’s story? I really need to fall asleep.
6. You’re not balding. Your scalp just wants to see the world.
7. I owe what? Do you have any supporting documentation to back-up this alleged claim?
8. Be good to everyone. One day, you may need character witnesses.
9. Of course, I love you. I haven’t stolen your identity, have I?
10. Shopping should be an Olympic sport. Those bitches don’t play!
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I could see using 2, 3, and 4. My dad used a variation on 1: “Does Carter take little green pills?” which was lost on me. Yours has universal scope. haha.
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Thank you. I’m glad you like it. Happy Holidays to ya!
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According to a recent study conducted in 2012 by the Department of Redundancy Department, Bacon was identified as being the greatest invention ever invented.
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LMFAO!!! So you endorse my endorsement of using bacon as a pork chop wrap? Oh and deep frying it in lard?
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Yes. I’m a staunch supporter of Bacon.
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Damn Right! Rock on, piggies! Rock on!
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