Single Ladies’ Playbook

Posted: November 30, 2012 in America, Friendship, Life, Love, sex, women
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So I was thinking about things I would say to guys when I didn’t want to date them. Bare in mind, I haven’t been single in over 13 years.

1. Keep calling him a name other than his actual name. Example : Call him Pete when his name is Mike.

2. I’ve got a pap smear the next day.

3. Sure, we can go out . I just can’t have sex, because I’m pregnant.

4. I wanna know your dreams, plans, childhood and your favorite color. By the way, do you love your parents?

5. My last boyfriend was huge, rich and so selfish. We still talk, though.

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