Posted: November 12, 2012 in Uncategorized

Ha, Ha Funny …..

Medicated Words

Just a few silly and not-so-silly thoughts about friends. Be advised, I am a great friend as long as I take my meds, the stars and moons are aligned and that’s all.

1. A true friend will stab you in the front – Oscar Wilde

2. What is the difference between a good friend and a best friend? A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the body!

3. Friends don’t let friends call drunk, vote drunk, dance drunk and fight drunk!

4. Your maid of honor /best friend will hold up your wedding gown in the stall as you pee on your wedding day.

5. A best friend will hire you knowing you flunked kindergarten, grunt instead of talk and are about to be deported from your own country!

6. A good friend will only ask for a 10% cut in your ponzi scheme.

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